Thursday, November 27, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The fight is not the point here. The point is, suddenly, during the conversation I realized that Maa had been relinquishing her window seats to either one of us for the last 20 years.
Holy Shit! That's a LOT of time spent sitting in the middle.
I also realized that I have never seen her eat the chicken leg (it invariably goes to either me or bhai) OR that last piece of chocolate.
Sacrificing away since 1988.
This mothering thing is harder than I thought.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Bhenge mor ghorer chaabi niye jaabi - Understandable. One of my favourite songs. Seems I am not alone.
Geriartrophile - Err, I didn't really mean it THAT way.
Chotkabe - Ki? Kano? Were you trying to find squishy porn? Or just the recipe for aloo-bhaatey?
Harry potter magic words laviosa - Ooookay. Though I do not understand, with mugglenet and wikipedia, why MY blog would come up in the search. But then, I did mention these words some time back. And Google is nothing if not thorough.
Baje sargam har taraf se - Aww. Nostalgia. I am assuming its not just me who loves this.
Batasa sweets - What about them? They are round, white, sweet. Found in abundance during any kind of pujo. Like, DUH!
Aguner poroshmoni words - Go buy yourself a Geetobitan.
Subhayu is useless - Hahahahahahahaha. This is one of my favourites. At least, someone ELSE thinks this is true too.
Amlan dasgupta birthday - Well. I won't tell you. Find it out yourself, if you like the man. Hmph.
Arunava learning - What? Learning to not-pat, not-freak-out-people, not-go-gaga-over-psychoanalysis? Someone is curious!
Patha bhaban school - Best school in the whole wide world. I hope your curiosity is satisfied?
Put your mp3 player on shuffle - You SERIOUSLY don't know how to do that?
Nobab kinle aram free - Kinchhe! Bolchhe! Dichchhe ki?
2008 madhyamik results of everybody - Yes. Well. Some passed. Some failed. Next question please.
Gangarati - Happens in Benares.
Mandira bedi doodh - Okay. Either I am a pervert, or this is really gross.
Geral durrell - The 'd' packed its bags and went to Hawaii, did it?
Kobi amar - Like, mine! All mine! My precious, types?
Bimboboti - Look at me! My name is misspelt! BUT, someone searches! I am famous! Oh the adulation!
Oly - Not so great anymore.
Pratyush da - What about him? Vague aquaintance. Son of a favourite teacher.
Rabindra rachanabali printed books - You get them at College street. At discount. Ask doyeeta.
Patisapta - Good to eat. I can make them. GAH.
Gulp it - What? Mod? Doodh? Jol?
Chirotar jol - Kano? Petroga?
Kubla kapoor - Either you forgot the Khan after. Or you forgot the Kunal before. Take your pick.
Prannoy roy - I worship. Any questions?
yarki English - I Seriously don't know man!
Bangal panu - Hahahahahaha. Khuje dyakho. Kotthao nei. Sorry.
Benares diwali descriptions - They are usually loud and bright. With loads of alcohol and cards.
Girls hostel dupurbela - Mone pore Ruby Roy?
Fivefindouters - And buster the dog! :D
Virgin emotions - What? Got dumped?
Shubhayu sen - Don't know any. Thank you.
Panu golpo - GAH. NEI. NEI. NEI.
Bolchhish? - Bolchhi. Sotti.
Wasim akram dress sense - Fantastic.
Mukhagni means - The exact english word eludes me.
Suddha bagchi - My friends are famous too!
Joker commitment - Is to put a smile on your face?
Panwallah - Sells paan?
Me and mandy - Know each other. WHAT is it exactly you want to find out?
Pip al pacino - The second and third words make up a delicious man. The first? Erm, Dickens?
Number of bookworms till date - Go on. I am curious to know.
Poulomi sardesai - Rajdeep has a sister? Or did my friend get married?
Puja alponas - Are hard. Can't do them.
Topshe maachh - Taste great!
Goopy gain bagha bain - Is childhood?
Mowas mean - Round sweet stuff you get during pujos.
Taking crap from people - Aha re. Ki koshto.
Pete seeger - Is fabulous?
Jignesh raja - Erm, you mean Altaaf?
Cute girl bedi young - Errrr..
Doyeeta - Okay, I have MANY famous friends.
Mamdobaji - Sotti. Mairi.
I can't go on any more. There were hundreds of them. Some obscene. Many about Ray. And SOME were plain ridiculous like, 'cute girls drinking milk'!
However, it is always nice to know it is not only me who thinks Subhayu is useless.